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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Gesundheit!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"A little lamb please."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

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'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'I began to worry when I saw the dressed crab moving sideways off the plate!'

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."

'Well, you did say 'well done', Sir!'