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'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

'Here comes the Bill.'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

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"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

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'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"Knife...fork..."

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

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Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

'We had that last night.'

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

'Everyone loves Christmas...except the turkey!'

"We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat!"

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

'Eat your vegetables, or you'll go mad like your father!'

'...and thank you for not outstaying your welcome.'

What's for dinner? Leftunders!