Dinner Party Hero Prints

"'Eau de diesel' darling, you SHOULDN'T have."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"A little lamb please."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'