Donut Devourer T-Shirts

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

She required plenty of personal space.

Doughnut Making

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Dog Day Afternoon

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"You complete me."

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."