Donut Devourer Mugs

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

She required plenty of personal space.

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Dog Day Afternoon

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"You complete me."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."