Donut Devotee Mugs

'My job is putting the holes in donuts.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Everybody gets a doughnut in lieu of everything they ever wanted."

He had six of the seven essential qualities of great leaders.

'I don't think the chief would approve of us ordering donuts from the parking lot like this.'

'I realize the odds of a plain and a jelly-filled donut getting out of here in broad daylight are slim to none, but we'll NEVER make it if you don't get a grip on yourself!'

"Jackpot!"

"Those aren't bullet wounds - they're donut holes!"

'Donuts?!'

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"...and doughnuts?!"

"Sorry, Bad Cop's already been here, and he took your donut."

Donut Eating Contest

"Truth is, Howard, I would have fired you years ago, but I was always afraid the donut shop across the street would go out of business if I did!"

'Of all the places, you had to hold up a donut shop!'

'It beats getting up early and getting a worm.'

'I got it last Christmas. You know, most people aren't aware Chia Pet makes a hair replacement system.'

I need a bigger mug!

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

'It's a donut, I'm telling you. Go on, take a bite.'

'There's never any variety. Always frosted!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Today's special... donuts.

"You complete me."