Donut Dunker T-Shirts

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'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Teapot

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Shall I be mother?

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Dunking

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Before and After Tattoos.

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

I tripped just now over by your bathroom. If I took this to court, I could get six figures. But I'll settle out of court for a lifetime supply of free coffee and donuts. We just had a huge earthquake. If you fell, it was probably because of that. You guys failed to think ahead and put in bouncy floors. Get out.

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

'I didn't bring a resume.. I brought coffee and donuts!'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

Donut Eating Contest

Christmas Donut

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

"Backstabbing is one thing. Eating all the sprinkled donuts is another."

Prehistoric Basketball Player

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

Eating in Heaven.

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'