Divot Driller Pillows

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

The Mainstream

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Travellers

Largest Divot Trophy.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Golf Hil Divot

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Oil Industry Safety.

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'What a divot?'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

Oil Workers

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

'Replace divots'

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

Here, There, Everywhere.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

'What a divot.'

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

A shout of sergeants