Divot Dynamo Gifts

Largest Divot Trophy.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Golf Hil Divot

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

Honey badger do care.

'Dear, it's called a collection plate, not a tip jar.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'What a divot?'

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

"Done saving the world for today."

Just one moment dear.

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

"We're currently cruising at an altitude of 3 feet and an airspeed of 28mph..."

"No need to worry Doris. I'll have the dishes, the clothes and the dog all spic-and-span when you get home."

'Sorry, coach, but all of the bases are loaded.'

I give up. What is it?

'Replace divots'

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

'We're looking for a candidate with a lot of experience - in fund raising.'