Divot Dynamo Gifts

Largest Divot Trophy.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Golf Hil Divot

Honey badger do care.

'Dear, it's called a collection plate, not a tip jar.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'What a divot?'

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"Done saving the world for today."

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

Just one moment dear.

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

'Sorry, coach, but all of the bases are loaded.'

I give up. What is it?

'Replace divots'

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

'We're looking for a candidate with a lot of experience - in fund raising.'

"I was going to make dinner but we are all out of peanut butter and jelly."