Sailing Instructor Mugs

Uncharted Waters

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Goldilocks Sail Emporium

"Oops.....Land ahoy!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Swimming Prankster

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

Guide fish.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

My First Boat

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"