Watersports Instructor Pillows

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Swimming Prankster

Golf lessons

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Bankside

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Cruise.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Summer Sledding

Senior citizen surfing.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Surfing Pensioner

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."