Sailing Novice Pillows

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

Skiing.

Build a Raft

Piracy on a boating lake

When laundry ruled the waves.

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

On board the MS Hepatology

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

My First Boat

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

The Bonvoy Age...

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Woodpecker Ark.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Beginner's luck."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."