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"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

Skiing.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Build a Raft

Piracy on a boating lake

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

On board the MS Hepatology

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

My First Boat

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Woodpecker Ark.

"Beginner's luck."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."