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"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bermuda Triangles

When laundry ruled the waves.

Piracy on a boating lake

The Dubloon Stops Here

Build a Raft

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Mr. Punch in Venice

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'