Navigational Novice Pillows

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Next time, bring a map.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"First time pruning?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

My First Boat

"Beginner's luck."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'1805 - aboard HMS. Victory - Captain Hardy falls for the old "no tongues" promise.

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'