Amateur Sailor Pillows

Becalmed yachts

Overtaken by the tide. - Margate.

'I forgot you get seasick.'

Build a Raft

Piracy on a boating lake

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Statue fishing.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

My First Boat

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Woodpecker Ark.

The Bonvoy Age...

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.