Summer Surfer Mugs

'My A/C is broken.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Baby on board.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Easter Island Shades...

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Camping.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Nasty sunburn."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'No surf?'

'Another nice wave.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Yipeee!"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

On holiday...