Trend Surfer Pillows

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Studies show foods work miracles!

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Final words on gravestones.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dow's up!"