Trend Surfer Mugs

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Baby on board.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Final words on gravestones.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"What are you doing?"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.