Trendy Scene Surfer Mugs

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'No surf?'

'Another nice wave.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Card shark

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Surfing Pensioner

Surfer and the Whale

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Moving Van.

"Hey, catch me a wave."

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

Surf and turf.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

Shark Valentines

Surf Guitar