Traffic Surfer Prints

Three Wise Men Trying To Get Through Retail Park

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Dog Crossing

Baby on board.

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'No surf?'

'Another nice wave.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'