Martians Pillows

Alien Assumption

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

A Space Walk

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

We are not alone!

'A bathroom!!'

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

Take us to the Younglings!

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"

Laughing Space Creature.

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

Water on Mars?

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'