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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Alien Assumption

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Motivation to work

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Phoenix

'I hate frisking magicians!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

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'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'People soup again?'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"