Future Martian T-Shirts

A Space Walk

Social distancing

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Alien Assumption

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Newborn Cosmonaut

Field Trip!

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Are we there yet?'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Space rocket hits a star...

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Hello job security."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."