Future Martian Gifts

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

A Space Walk

Social distancing

Blue Origin

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Alien Assumption

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Newborn Cosmonaut

Field Trip!

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Are we there yet?'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Hello job security."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Space rocket hits a star...

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'