Future Martian Colonist Gifts

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

A Space Walk

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Save Mars

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

What NASA is not telling us...

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"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

We are not alone!

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Still life on Mars.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'A bathroom!!'