Martian Settler Gifts

Robinson Crusoe on Mars

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Alien Assumption

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

It

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Moonbillies.

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

We are not alone!

'A bathroom!!'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

A return to Mars.

'Flamin' tourists...'

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

Cellist on Mars

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

Water on Mars?

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

Water discovered on Mars.

Scientists focus on a dry seabed on Mars.

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

NASA asks the question: Is there evidence Mars once had water?

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

'Did you see the latest pictures from Mars?'

Boss, I'm one of the finalists for Mars One! I'll be going to Mars on a one-way trip. Excellent. On Mars, you'll have only the air and food you bring with you. That won't last long. To survive long-term you'll have to plant vast gardens to feed you and replenish your oxygen. You'll be toiling and slaving for no money at all. I should never tell you anything. I'll stop paying you, to help you get used to that.