Martian Settler Pillows

Robinson Crusoe on Mars

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Assumption

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Moonbillies.

'A bathroom!!'

We are not alone!

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

A return to Mars.

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

'Flamin' tourists...'

Water on Mars?

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

Cellist on Mars

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

'Did you see the latest pictures from Mars?'

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

Water discovered on Mars.

NASA asks the question: Is there evidence Mars once had water?

Scientists focus on a dry seabed on Mars.

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...