Future Martian Colonist Pillows

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Alien Assumption

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

A Space Walk

Save Mars

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

What NASA is not telling us...

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

We are not alone!

Still life on Mars.

'A bathroom!!'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'