Martian Hopeful Pillows

Boss, I'm one of the finalists for Mars One! I'll be going to Mars on a one-way trip. Excellent. On Mars, you'll have only the air and food you bring with you. That won't last long. To survive long-term you'll have to plant vast gardens to feed you and replenish your oxygen. You'll be toiling and slaving for no money at all. I should never tell you anything. I'll stop paying you, to help you get used to that.

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Elon Musk. I watched his announcement of his Mars colonial fleet project on Youtube. All it made me thing was, why aren't we already there? What've we been doing the last forty years?! Well, offhand … I'd say we haven't been spending billions to go to a dead rock in space that doesn't have even a single International House of Pancakes. Um ... o ... k ...

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Alien Assumption

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Save Mars

A Space Walk

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Water divining Mars

'Universal remote, my eye!'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

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Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"