Martian Hopeful Gifts

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

A Space Walk

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Save Mars

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Water divining Mars

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'