Martian Dreamers Gifts

Highway signs in outer space.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Save Mars

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

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'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."