Mars Dreamers Gifts

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Save Our Universe

Alien embryo growing in earth.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

Questions

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Pole Star

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Astronaut

"Disney will flip!"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"