Mirage Dreamers Gifts

'You and your 'Green shoots' - it's just another mirage.'

Occu-Pie Mars

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Arabian Nights.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

Elon Musk caricature

Employment demands

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Loch Ness.

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

Air pollution in china

"Think about it, you know it's true: You guys tend to be loved by little boys while we appeal more to little girls..."

'And, as advertised, beautiful sea-views...'

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

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Mirage 10miles

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

Fighting dragons is tough, but the worst part of this job is getting dressed on a cold morning!

Signpost in desertwith all directions showing mirage

King Kong yelling for the 'Elevator!' on top of the Empire State Building

A family departing for a seaside holiday whilst neighbours look on