Mirage Believers Gifts

'It must be a mirage.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Fairy Vet

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Miracles on 34th Street.