Mirage Philosopher Gifts

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

'You lifted your head.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Pop Culture for Teens

Creativity

"I noticed a few browns."

Voltaire

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'I know how you feel.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'