Mirage Philosopher Gifts

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

'You lifted your head.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Creativity

Voltaire

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'I know how you feel.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...