Mirage Enthusiast Gifts

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Bummer!

'Another mirage! First the bin lorry, and now this.'

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"Yes, mirages are great, but reading books and using your imagination unlocks amazing visions too..."

"Yeah? Who are you lookin' at?"

"You mean that blond we saw 3 dunes ago wasn't a mirage?"

"Hey, how deep do you think that pool is?"

'Darling, may I have your hand in mirage?'

Sparkling water with a slice of lemon...

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

"Never mind."

"Take it easy Dave. It's just a mirage!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Water...water...

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

Mardi Gras

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Mars Rover

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Throw me somethin', mister."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Pancakes

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

Mirage guidance.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."