Mirage Spotters Gifts

'That has to be a mirage.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Desert Mirage

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Mirage guidance.

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"Never mind."

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

Parking? I don't think so.

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

"I need help with my vision - all the desert mirages I see are starting to look really blurry!"

'Those set it off everytime.'

The Alien Scare

'Another mirage! First the bin lorry, and now this.'

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

"It's not a mirage. It's a giant Trompe-L'oeil"

Next Mirage 5 Miles

Bummer!

'Darling, may I have your hand in mirage?'

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

"Water...Water..."

"Taxi!...Taxi!..."

Sparkling water with a slice of lemon...

Mirage 10miles

"You mean that blond we saw 3 dunes ago wasn't a mirage?"