Mirage Navigator Gifts

Mirage guidance.

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Saved...life is good!

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"