Mirage Ponderer Gifts

Desert hallucination

"Some mirages can be so cruel!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Mirage guidance.

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

"Have they no shame?"

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

"Never mind."

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Progress

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.