Mirage Ponderer Gifts

Desert hallucination

"Some mirages can be so cruel!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Mirage guidance.

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

"Have they no shame?"

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

Progress

"Never mind."