Mirage Enthusiasts Gifts

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'

Mardi Gras

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Hypnotoon

Mars Rover

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Throw me somethin', mister."

One of a kind.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Need anything today?'

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

Pancakes

Mirage guidance.

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

'...Water on Mars'

Exempli Gratia.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Major drought in America: 'Nice picture of Mars?'

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

Hang on

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.