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"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'

Mardi Gras

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Hypnotoon

Mars Rover

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

One of a kind.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Need anything today?'

Mirage guidance.

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

Pancakes

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

'...Water on Mars'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

Exempli Gratia.

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Major drought in America: 'Nice picture of Mars?'

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

Jerusalem's Got Talent

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.