Mirage Dreamers T-Shirts

'You and your 'Green shoots' - it's just another mirage.'

Occu-Pie Mars

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Arabian Nights.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Employment demands

Elon Musk caricature

Loch Ness.

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

Air pollution in china

'And, as advertised, beautiful sea-views...'

"Think about it, you know it's true: You guys tend to be loved by little boys while we appeal more to little girls..."

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"Cough!"

Signpost in desertwith all directions showing mirage

Mirage 10miles

King Kong yelling for the 'Elevator!' on top of the Empire State Building

A family departing for a seaside holiday whilst neighbours look on

...And IIII meeeaaan big. Put up a good fight, too - but we got him... So, what do you wanna do with these?