Dreamers Club T-Shirts

'Your resume seems in order, Mr Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here? Mr Lupo?'

Math Dreams

Home Sweet Home

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"FREEDOM!!!"

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Skunk dreaming.

'So, any thoughts?'

"Today we're going to open that dungeon and let those demons out."

Life: Boring Bits

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

World peace day

The Faith-Based Family

New Player

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

European funds.

The dream works when the team works.

A lowly numeral has delusions of grandeur.

"What's my motivation?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.