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Meet the Enemy

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Whatever!

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"Crap. I overslept."

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'So, any thoughts?'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

European funds.

Desert island 'Help' cards

After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.

"How do ya like that? They rejected our request that they build the new stadium out here!"

King Kong yelling for the 'Elevator!' on top of the Empire State Building

City on Green IV drip.

'I want a sky box.'

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."

"You know what'd be cool? If the President nominated me for the Supreme Court." "Say what?" "It's a lifetime appointment. Once I got the job, I could just sit there and twiddle my thumbs, and nobody could fire me." "I could sit there during oral arguments and just play games all day on my iPad." "Sounds like a sweet deal." "Plus I'd get to wear a black robe. I could get super fat and no one would ever notice."

"Location. Location. Location."

"I told him he was over-thinking the whole job-money-career thing and that he should just enjoy being five."

'Your resume seems in order, Mr Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here? Mr Lupo?'

'I've put his name down for the job centre.'

"Considering the vast array of stars and galaxies, it's hard to believe there aren't other planets capable of supporting extremely rich people..."

"Wow, I've waited all my life to get here."

"And the mighty elephant said to the donkey, let us work together...so, they put politics aside and got things done together...all of America rejoiced!"