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Lemniskate

Home Sweet Home

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

The toothfairy

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

~ S.O.S.

Rainbow/Horizon

"FREEDOM!!!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"I spy something blue."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"