Mirage Seeker T-Shirts

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Signpost in desertwith all directions showing mirage

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Mirage 10miles

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

Fishing with God

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Emma's Unicorn

Inkwell Genie.

Moon

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Question authority"

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Desert Mirage

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.