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"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

Desert crawler sees sign stating Las Chance Mirage.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Cometh the Cow!

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Space wants to kill you."

Sea Monster

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Papi, I heard something!"

Desert Mirage

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'No you can't keep it!'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Mirage guidance.