Mirage Hunter Mugs

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

Desert crawler sees sign stating Las Chance Mirage.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Viking Loch Ness

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Cometh the Cow!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sea Monster

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Desert Mirage

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'No you can't keep it!'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Mirage guidance.

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."