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'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

"Try thinking about something else."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Breakthrough

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Letter writing lady.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Chris Froome

Tango

"Now how did she know?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Dreams

Desert Mirage

Bookworm Romance

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

The weight of winning gold.

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Visit a Place in your Past...

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Don't give up the day job...'

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

The Manifestation of Dreams

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."